Max and Gus

Dancing

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Jackie is Four!

1964.

1963

Not surprisingly, I still have a never-ending need for Spray 'n Wash.

Ulterior motive

Max and I were shopping today, and Gus called my cell phone 87 times to check on us. Here's one of those calls.

"Mom, can I download a song from iTunes and put it on Max's iPod to surprise him?"

"Well ... his iPod is here with us."

"It is?"

"Yes."

Pause.

"Can I download the song anyway ... to surprise him?"

"Only I can authorize a purchase, honey. You don't have my Apple password."

"Oh. Well, can you download it when you get home?"

"What song is it?"

"Hulk Hogan's theme song."

"Hulk Hogan has a theme song?"

"Yes."

"I suppose."

Pause.

"Mom?"

"Yes?"

"Can I put it on my iPod too?"

The Santa question

"Mom, are you Santa Claus?"

"Do I look like Santa Claus?"

"But, Mom ... we already know that you're the Easter Bunny."

"They're two completely different people."

"Mom, he has the same handwriting as you."

"Do you realize how long Santa practices all of the moms' handwriting? It takes him, like, all year."

Summer 2005

 

Back from the cabin

Another great week Up North.

Question of the day

Gus: Do night crawlers sink?

Gus

He hit his very first home run on Friday night. His second on Sunday. And his first Grand Slam on Monday.

Max